what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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