What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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