In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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