hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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