I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
are you so shy because you have an std?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Randomize
