So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
