wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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