if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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