who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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