That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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