i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Boobs are out for the taking
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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