I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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