I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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