check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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