I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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