he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
false alarm, still single
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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