so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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