You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
