spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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