i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
These tits shall not be calmed
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