I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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