i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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