I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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