One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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