Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
thus making me awesome and them whores
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
