he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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