don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
pray to the hookup gods
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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