They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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