If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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