bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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