He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i barfeds in our rink
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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