We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
