love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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