she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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