Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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