1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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