So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
