dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i dont even know how to be here
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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