Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
sarcasm needs its own font
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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