so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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