My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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