So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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