she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He shit in the fireplace
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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