I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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