I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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