I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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