I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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