Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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