walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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