don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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