oh god the rape fog is back!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize