Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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