You're completely useless in the revolution.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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