Whod you bang
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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